Don’t stray too far from beaten path Warned parents, ruddy fools But underneath my scarlet cap I lust to break the rules So with my apple basket full Of burgundy and bread I claimed I’d go to Granny’s house But left the path instead Dark forest might be fearsome place Where wild things do prowl … Continue reading Fifty Shades of Red Riding Hood

‘Twas one small prick that stole your destiny Entwined your heart in thorns for century Beneath a curse you drifted off to sleep Escaped into a dreamland dark and deep But this enchantment has a simple clause One true love's kiss from prince will nightmare pause At peace, enwrapped in blissful dreams you wait Convinced … Continue reading Watching Beauty Sleep