My Wife and My Top 5 Guesses for What’s Going in Now at the Local Strip Mall

My wife and my top 5 guesses for what's going on the new pad in the strip mall: Another bank Yet another Walgreens (because there's a CVS across the street) Yet another CVS (because there's a Walgreens across the other street...seriously, it's like tic-tac-toe) Yet another Publix supermarket with yet another Subway (because the closest … Continue reading My Wife and My Top 5 Guesses for What’s Going in Now at the Local Strip Mall

Will Ferrell Takes A Dump On My Childhood – Land of the Lost

Why, oh why are they making a movie of Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell being a total ass? The TV series was probably just about my favorite show of all time. Dinosaurs. Time travel. Dimensional hopping. Deep science fiction. Crystals. Ape people. Fantasy. Sleestak that scared the crap out of me, for crying … Continue reading Will Ferrell Takes A Dump On My Childhood – Land of the Lost

George Wants To Read Your Junk Mail (Stop The Madness)

So George Bush has once again overstepped his bounds, again declaring himself emperor of the world and granting himself emergency powers to bypass the very checks and balances our Founding Fathers created to prevent the recreation of the very kind of tyranny he claims to be fighting. George wants to read your mail without permission. … Continue reading George Wants To Read Your Junk Mail (Stop The Madness)