All:
Marching along we’re adventurers,
Singing the song of adventurers,
Up or down,
North, South, East, or West,
An Adventurer’s life is best!
Graves:
Adventurer’s roll call!
Tell us your tale!
Maid:
We were chased by angry dingoes
Took a bath with pink flamingoes
Hathaway:
Eaten passion fruit in East Beirut,
We shot down with our guns,
Fletcher:
In the Grenadines we rested,
In the Philippines were bested
Pamelia:
By a flummox in our stomachs,
Which soon had us one the run!
All:
[Bleh!]
Hathaway:
I went hunting in Tijuana,
Where I bagged a wild iguana,
Otis:
I hopped a train to old Bahrain,
Purely for the fun,
Hathaway:
Then I got into hot water,
Had to wed the chieftan’s daughter,
Otis and Hathaway:
But we traded her for beaver fur,
Fletcher:
And a poison blowdart gun!
All:
[Pwoof!]
Maid:
We hunted tigers in Tunisia,
Counted Geigers in Magnesia,
Hathaway:
Got shot in spots
By Hottentots,
Drank dandelion gin,
Otis:
Got nibbled in Botswana,
Turned to kibble by piranha,
Pamelia:
Caught malaria
In Bulgaria
By Jove! What a week it’s been!
Otis:
Adventurer’s Sing!
All:
Marching along we’re adventurers,
Singing the song of adventurers,
Up or down,
North, South, East, or West,
An Adventurer’s life is best!
An Adventurer’s
Life
Is
Best!
Kungaloosh!
Here’s a video, featuring all of the above (Sugar Snap was the domestic engineer (aka Maid) that evening):